Pool Pro
Although I've graduated college, parted ways with dear friends, and moved to Pittsburgh and back, I am again working for Pool Pro Contractors. This is my fourth season and yes, this job is a vacuum. My foreman Jason can verify this fact as he's enduring his ninth, yes ninth season and still trying to finish school. And though I may be declared a homeboy, lazy bum, or flat-out loser by some, I really enjoy putting up pools. In fact, I can't say that I'd take a week of "office work" over being outside and building something with my own hands, even in the summer heat. In light of this, I've decided to make a tribute list to Pool Pro. (Imagine Tim "The Toolman" Taylor and Al "The Flannel" Borland now announcing one of their crazy lists.)
While Working At Pool Pro...
10. My fingernails get clean if... no, they never get clean.
9. I get to go home when Bruce (my boss, "The Goose") says I can go home.
8. My shower looks like that basement washtub that hasn't been cleaned in years.
7. My hands look like I juggle razorblades for fun.
6. I have a bright, white glow around my face and neck after a haircut.
5. I use a caulked-up Igloo cooler for a lunch box.
4. Two-day weekends are cause for a celebration.
3. Those sixty-plus hour weeks now come with overtime.
2. Using the restroom is one of the most amusing times of the day.
1. I have a darker tan (okay, farmer's tan) than Kamala.
(Note: I decided to leave all co-worker "quirks" out incase they read this...)
Ahhh... yes, the dog-days of summer, pink lemonade, lightning bugs, and Pool Pro. For me, they're all the same. I must say, I enjoy the work I do. In fact, below is a picture of a pool I helped build.

Jealous?
With Pool Pro Pride,
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